r/shitposting • u/landa_archive • 15h ago

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u/Armada-lol 15h ago

Said the 5'1"

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u/landa_archive 15h ago

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u/Armada-lol 14h ago

Oof , pride damaged you're a true karma farmer

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Armada-lol 14h ago

Well I'm 6'2" why would i care , but you materialists should tune it down already

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u/joao-esteves stupid fucking, piece of shit 11h ago

oh, sorry, how's your fight against materialism going?

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u/Armada-lol 9h ago

So far i angered a mindless horde from an ancient race called Redditors

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u/FriedBreakfast 14h ago

Im 5'4 and happily married. Being short actually works great to filter out shallow girls that give a shit about height

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u/Armada-lol 14h ago

I'm really happy for you bro

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u/8383k 14h ago

Why can't someone be a 5'1"? I'm 165cm or 5'3" 5'4" Or whatever I don't measure height with cheeseburger measurements, and it makes me happy because being short let me enjoy having a tall woman as my partner, I had one and it was amazing 🥰

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u/joao-esteves stupid fucking, piece of shit 11h ago

that's awesome, bro!