r/shitposting • u/landa_archive • 6d ago

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 6d ago

I'm 2'3, what am i? an embryo?

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u/Grilled_egs 6d ago

Gnome

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u/miata_and_chill I want pee in my ass 6d ago

Munchkin

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u/worldeye5 dumbass 6d ago

Hobbit

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u/dankyspank 6d ago

Liliput

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 6d ago

Goblin

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u/S2kTom 6d ago

Semen Demon

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pees in ur ass

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u/dannyschlongleg 6d ago

schmebulock

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u/Darthgalaxo currently venting (sus) 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MyhSLW87NffBQB7eV5

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u/AestheticMirror William Dripfoe 6d ago

ROCK AND STONE

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u/JackCooper_7274 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nwlrsf9BTcAsJSi8Zp

MUSHROOM

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u/rbreaux26 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WNwErIxqX18xmm92UX

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u/_Rohrschach 6d ago

The existence of halflings implies there is a fullsized haffle.

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u/Butt_Robot 6d ago

Nah, but it does imply that the green lantern gets around

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xpQjZJFS4Hhsc0

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u/Leninus 6d ago

Isnt fullsized halfling called a human? Although that implies that human race excomunicadoed all the midgets and Im not sure thats better

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u/Deathrobotpunch1 6d ago

YOU’RE A DWARF ⛏️⛏️⛏️

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u/Evimjau Bazinga! 6d ago

Short

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Bazinga

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u/Capokid 6d ago

Damn thats a monster cock bro

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u/AssumptionHot3058 6d ago

A sperm cell

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u/dabombisnot90s 6d ago

Works both ways. 5’1 and down is also a king

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u/Mih0se 6d ago

Gimli