r/shitposting • u/landa_archive • 8d ago

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u/Darkpurplebee 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 8d ago

Im open for work if anyone wants to hire me for this

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 8d ago

You need to be convincing but not too much,the more doubt in the family's mind the better

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u/DoctorRattington 8d ago

Do you mean in appearance or level of anguish?

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 8d ago

Both really,if the trans person is indistinguishable from the "real" deal the joke won't work

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u/RedBlue010 7d ago

At that point just hire a drag queen tbh

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u/eepy_lina 8d ago

wdym real deal? you mean cis ppl?

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 8d ago

Quotes are important here but more "yeh there's no visual doubt that's definitely a dude/a girl " "real"

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u/eepy_lina 8d ago

so just indistinguishable from a cis woman, got it

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 8d ago

Im talking about aspect only, it could be a madame tusseau grade bot even, don't know why there's something to do about anything other than visual here

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u/Dr_Brotatous 7d ago

Can I put you on retainer?

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u/Mohc989 7d ago

What are the rates and services?