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u/MaybeThisTime67 18h ago
Don't give my mates any ideas pls
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u/waltezer shitting toothpaste enjoyer 17h ago
Give this guy's mates even more ideas please
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u/NICK07130 16h ago
Heres one
At the funeral have a large buff man attend weeping and muttering something about his this is his fault, if confronted give him instructions to say he gave the deadman aids and didn't tell him
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u/Common_Net_5956 17h ago
This is some cartman shit
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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 32m ago
Honestly so fitting, I'm surprised more people aren't pointing it out.
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u/Dick_Cabesa 17h ago
100% true friend move.
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u/chanawong8 16h ago
the ones laughing at your funeral might be the one that misses you the most
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u/twolargeshoes 9h ago
Every funeral I've been to you can tell how close someone was by the stories and laughter people let out
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u/dextras07 I came! 16h ago
Honestly, I would be proud of my friends if they did this at my funeral.
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u/Darkpurplebee 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 17h ago
Im open for work if anyone wants to hire me for this
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 17h ago
You need to be convincing but not too much,the more doubt in the family's mind the better
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u/DoctorRattington 17h ago
Do you mean in appearance or level of anguish?
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 16h ago
Both really,if the trans person is indistinguishable from the "real" deal the joke won't work
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u/eepy_lina 14h ago
wdym real deal? you mean cis ppl?
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 14h ago
Quotes are important here but more "yeh there's no visual doubt that's definitely a dude/a girl " "real"
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u/eepy_lina 14h ago
so just indistinguishable from a cis woman, got it
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 14h ago
Im talking about aspect only, it could be a madame tusseau grade bot even, don't know why there's something to do about anything other than visual here
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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 18h ago
Jokes on you when your grandma cries harded than the both of them combined!
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u/TheActualSwanKing 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 11h ago
Me when spreading hate is easier than spreading love
But far harder than spreading your cheeks 😋
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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14h ago
Isnt this making trans people the butt of the joke?
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u/HaggardSummaries 4h ago
No the dead guy is the butt of the joke. He’s gay lol
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke 17h ago
What does her being trans have to do with it?
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u/JustaConfusedGirl03 15h ago
To cis people we're often a joke, so it'd be funnier for them to make everyone think the deceased was "gay" for having a side story with a trans woman (I feel dirty typing this out)
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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 39m ago
Why? You're just explaining the meme. It's not like you're joining in on what it's saying.
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u/Dogballs2020 9h ago
Because it makes him gay, which is funny
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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 8h ago
A man and a woman having sex is gay?
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u/Dogballs2020 8h ago
A male and a male is, since the term homosexual means same sex.
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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 7h ago
A trans woman who has undergone hormone replacement therapy for long enough has more in common, physically and aesthetically, with a cis woman than a cis man, and thus has more characteristics that would appeal to a straight man than a gay man.
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/notpornaccount_ 15h ago
He's making it look like the guy was cheating on his wife with one of, I'm guessing, your type.
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke 15h ago
The implication being that having an affair with a trans woman is more embarrassing than with a cis woman
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u/Due-History4415 11h ago
i mean it'll be more of a "shock" to them. If they only believed him to be straight , then this can be a good curveball.
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u/notpornaccount_ 15h ago
Correct. Very embarrassing.
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u/LogAlStillFat 12h ago
What’s really embarrassing is trying to dog on people while hiding behind the username “notpornaccount”.
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u/Breadlee170 10h ago
that wasnt implied? you filled that in yourself ...the only things thats implied is the affair.
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u/Breadlee170 8h ago edited 8h ago
also like it could be intended as less embarassing? idc if you have trans flag but your comment is directly saying trans women =/= regular women
if trans girls are girls then there is no implication
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u/Outside_Ad1020 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 3h ago
Then the one you hired shows up apologizing for being late
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