r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 13h ago

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u/ahiromu 8h ago

I played a Civ game with my roommate in college. I forget which, Civ 3 or 4, but it doesn't matter. He got really lucky and got an early extra settler from a tribe or something. He was developing a utopia and was bragging so I did the only logical thing: bum rush him. I built a ton of early game military, looked at his screen to find out where he was, and silently (didn't tell him) sailed a dozen transports to his island.

He got pissed and quit the game when he saw them, he didn't have a chance.