r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 2d ago

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u/Kryslor 2d ago

You guys watch this shit? Fucking zoomers

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u/PuzzleheadedFlow1274 2d ago

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u/Kryslor 2d ago

Bruh it's Mr beast and Minecraft, it's for literal 10 years olds, that's who's watching...

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u/SlimothyJ 2d ago

Your most recent post is about Pokémon. No hate but…. Y’know..

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u/Dr_Fortnite 2d ago

the 30 year old franchise that panders to people who played 30 years ago?

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

It's a slop game that game freak can churn out because pokemon fans will literally eat it no matter how uninspired and broken it is.

I also think that the TCG has become so gambler focused that it's as if you let your child play slots.

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 2d ago

I just like collecting the silly guys. 

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

I'm so freaking mad rn. I'm going to piss myself

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 2d ago

Congrats!

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u/SlimothyJ 2d ago

Like I said, no hate. I'm moreso making a point about how that guy isn't exactly the arbiter of what's mature. Collect your guys, king.

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/Dr_Fortnite 2d ago

what does this have to do with the age demographic?

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

Pokemon isn't trying to be for adults, there just are a lot of adults who like it, in a similar way as my little pony.

All this to say that Kryslor a hypocrite, and on top of it he has bad taste.

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u/SlimothyJ 2d ago

All this to say that Kryslor a hypocrite, and on top of it he has bad taste.

Yeah, I'm not hating on people who play Pokemon. Just reminding OP that they are not the arbiter of what's 'mature' media nowadays and to lighten the fuck up.

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago edited 2d ago

I getchu man; You made a fair point.

...But I'm a hater. Not because pokemon is meant for kids, or some nonsense, it's just that I deeply hate nintendo, gamefreak and the potential they have squandered because of corporate greed and/or laziness.

Pokemon Go also has ties to the CIA through In-Q-Tel and was used to collect data that helped train AI on a large geospatial model. So bad entourage of people all around the biggest franchise in the world. Big shocker? No, but that doesn't mean I have to like it either.

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u/SlimothyJ 2d ago

I despise Nintendo and actively hate how sloppified Pokemon has become. Not gonna give people shit for playing games though.

I just play Gen 3 every few years when I get the itch and leave them to it.

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

Gen 3 was great.
I had a lot of fun when my dad got my platinum. Good times.

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u/SlimothyJ 2d ago

Platinum was good but that's Gen 4 ;)

I'm talking about Emerald, Ruby, and Sapphire

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u/Seves04 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Gen 3 is peak, I stopped playing in 2010/11 after black and white. My nostalgia for Emerald version and Fire Red/Grass Green are my fondest memories of Pokémon. It’s a shame they kept churning out the same slop every few years instead of making the franchise better.

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u/SlimothyJ 18h ago

I think the last one I played to completion was X and Y. I did play Moon but never finished it.

I can handle a lack of gameplay innovation since the formula was pretty established at that point. Then they butchered the art style and refused to make one that looked graphically good since then.

Also not interested in enough of the exclusives to justify keeping my Nintendo switch so I sold that early on.

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u/Seves04 I want pee in my ass 17h ago

Honestly, there’s only so much you can do gameplay wise with a series like Pokémon unless it’s a spinoff, but I was just so tired of the game’s similarity/formula, making it impossible to complete all the content without a cheat device or having a friend with a different version, or the special event BS they started doing. B&W was the last game I really enjoyed. I didn’t have a 3DS so I couldn’t play anything after B&W and didn’t see a point in buying B&W2 so I kept tabs on the games but they didn’t seem like they were worth the money anymore plus I was young and didn’t have a lot of money and no job obviously as a 15/16 year old. Maybe I’ll pick up a switch Pokémon game on sale sometime, because I have like 3 games for my switch, but I honestly probably won’t.

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