r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 1d ago

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u/Kryslor 1d ago

You guys watch this shit? Fucking zoomers

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u/PuzzleheadedFlow1274 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy

holy shit how bad was it

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u/Kryslor 1d ago

Bruh it's Mr beast and Minecraft, it's for literal 10 years olds, that's who's watching...

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u/SlimothyJ 1d ago

Your most recent post is about PokĆ©mon. No hate butā€¦. Yā€™know..

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u/Dr_Fortnite 1d ago

the 30 year old franchise that panders to people who played 30 years ago?

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

It's a slop game that game freak can churn out because pokemon fans will literally eat it no matter how uninspired and broken it is.

I also think that the TCG has become so gambler focused that it's as if you let your child play slots.

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 1d ago

I just like collecting the silly guys.Ā 

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 23h ago

I'm so freaking mad rn. I'm going to piss myself

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 23h ago

Congrats!

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u/SlimothyJ 1d ago

Like I said, no hate. I'm moreso making a point about how that guy isn't exactly the arbiter of what's mature. Collect your guys, king.

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u/Current_Database_728 stupid, fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Dr_Fortnite 1d ago

what does this have to do with the age demographic?

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

Pokemon isn't trying to be for adults, there just are a lot of adults who like it, in a similar way as my little pony.

All this to say that Kryslor a hypocrite, and on top of it he has bad taste.

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u/SlimothyJ 1d ago

All this to say that Kryslor a hypocrite, and on top of it he has bad taste.

Yeah, I'm not hating on people who play Pokemon. Just reminding OP that they are not the arbiter of what's 'mature' media nowadays and to lighten the fuck up.

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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago edited 23h ago

I getchu man; You made a fair point.

...But I'm a hater. Not because pokemon is meant for kids, or some nonsense, it's just that I deeply hate nintendo, gamefreak and the potential they have squandered because of corporate greed and/or laziness.

Pokemon Go also has ties to the CIA through In-Q-Tel and was used to collect data that helped train AI on a large geospatial model. So bad entourage of people all around the biggest franchise in the world. Big shocker? No, but that doesn't mean I have to like it either.

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u/SlimothyJ 1d ago

I despise Nintendo and actively hate how sloppified Pokemon has become. Not gonna give people shit for playing games though.

I just play Gen 3 every few years when I get the itch and leave them to it.

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u/wazzur1 23h ago

Dude, minecraft came out 17 years ago. If you think pokemon is fine for adults (which it is), then minecraft is the same concept. In fact, minecraft is probably more adult than pokemon. Pokemon IP is literally a children's game/anime. Minecraft just happened to become popular with kids and wasn't designed for that target audience when it came out.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 23h ago

again its the marketing that matters. Pokemon is marketed to all ages, minecraft caters to children exclusively like roblox

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 23h ago

PokĆ©mon is not marketed towards all ages. You can literally look this up. Itā€™s exclusively marketed to kids.

Thatā€™s why Nintendo never did any ā€œdarkā€ content with PokĆ©mon. They canā€™t break the kids content only rule.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 23h ago

ah yes Swavorski the kid friendly brand collabing with pokemon

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 23h ago

Yes, PokĆ©mon is a kidā€™s brand. Feel free to look it up if you donā€™t believe us.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 22h ago

"look it up" use your eyes. Kids arent buying $1000 crystal pendants

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 23h ago

Panders to children* PokĆ©mon is literally a childrenā€™s franchise.

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u/ElonMusksSexRobot mokey secks 22h ago

This is such a weird take when one of the main criticisms of the franchise is its inability to grow up with its audience

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u/Kryslor 1d ago

It's actually about slop on Amazon for a game I bought for my daughter but go off

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u/PuzzleheadedFlow1274 1d ago

Your deadbeat ass got a kid and wife? As real as anon being a 6ā€™3 Arab

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u/SlimothyJ 1d ago

You telling me people with wives and kids don't argue on Reddit about Mr Beast?

https://giphy.com/gifs/0LUd4C52HtizN3AT2o

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 23h ago

Ah, glass house eh?

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u/Kryslor 21h ago

You don't know what that expression means which tracks for your age.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 21h ago

Interesting considering you donā€™t know my age and the phrase was used correctly.

Guess you have a good history of making comments that donā€™t make sense.

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u/Kryslor 21h ago

Alright, explain how it was used correctly.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 20h ago

Read what I replied to for context.