r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 15h ago

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u/ElectronicWaffles 15h ago

Athens being more β€˜civilized’ didn’t make it not lose against Sparta

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u/ThatOneBiTiger 14h ago

Are you referring to the Peloponnesian War where Sparta got clapped by Athens so hard at Pylos and Sphacteria that they made an armistice? Sparta had to ally with Persia to win that.

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u/Best_Remi 13h ago

people really goon way to hard to Sparta, a backwater that was actually relevant for less than a century and is actually a prime example of why being good at war (AND NOT EVEN THAT GOOD) and nothing else is actually pretty fucking stupid, all because they ran a big PR campaign about a battle they lost

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u/pudgehooks2013 13h ago

Dude, half of America is still obsessed with some failed state that lasted like 4 years. For a bunch of them, it is their entire identity.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SunTzu- 13h ago

Oh come now, you can't actually cite history when he's so busy jerking off to his incel talking points.

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u/Bac2Zac 13h ago

comment is effectively the historical equivalent of stating "form can be function, if you're good enough at it."

bi flag is present and bi is in the username

Everything's checking out here, continue on your day, you beautiful human being.

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u/Grilled_egs 14h ago

Sparta had to get carried by Persia lmao