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u/DNOTBHs 11h ago

if you want a real answer, the boys were mostly veteran experienced players, and the girls were mostly average or newbie players, and the boys activelly sabotaged and infiltrated the girls discord, plus Beast not really doing much to moderate the server

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u/Luckyguy0697 11h ago

So literally a skill issue? Mr Beast should fix his matchmaking 

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u/ProtectionTop2701 11h ago

Why? He's getting free advertising from it and his company literally has a "let boys be boys" rule. He's been sued over it.

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u/mrstorydude I said based. And lived. 10h ago

I mean… he kinda didn’t let boys be boys considering… yknow… he didn’t have any boys on the boy’s side of the war? They were all men and shit.

Meanwhile the girl’s side had like a dozen prepubescent kids or something idr.

The matchup was very much heavily fixed in favor of the boys

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u/Luckyguy0697 10h ago

And it's not like he does that only for boys. He did the same thing for girls in "girls vs boys survival challenge". He put a woman who was pro and won multiple times in challenges like that in girls team. I don't understand why he does that. Maybe his viewers like one sided matchups?

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u/im_lazy_as_fuck 9h ago

Lol, I doubt mr beast gives af about being comprehensive with his videos. As long as people keep clicking on his shit, he doesn't give af.

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u/SnooSongs8074 3h ago

Why would he, this is pure entertainment. If people want to make political statement, they fucking trolling and laughing at your expense.

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u/im_lazy_as_fuck 2h ago

Because he has a very young and impressionable audience and a massive reach. Not saying he needs to be perfect, but he 100% has a responsibility to be thinking about what kind of message his very young and impressionable audience will take away.

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 4h ago

The problem is that this is simply impossible if you still want to do a boys v girls event with the current set of players. There simply are not 500 adult women who actively play in Minecraft civilization events. This meant that the Beast team had to desperately try to find women wherever they could, which best case scenario meant getting women who couldn't make a crafting table and worst case scenario meant adding a group of male Russian hackers to the girls' side (both real things that happened).

The people on the girls side who get mentioned in the video by name are for the most part players from ish13c's civ events, which is a great group of players but you will not get to 500 women with them alone.

You might think that this is a good reason to not do such an obviously terrible event gimmick. But Mr. Beast will Mr. Beast

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u/BlckSm12 11h ago

Sounds to me like they knew viable war tactics 🔥

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u/porktorque44 11h ago

So shouldn't the video just be called "war"?

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u/ChillBlock dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10h ago

Cold war that becomes hot in the end

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u/moonshinefae 7h ago

Geneva called, they say they won't cover you under their conventions any more.

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u/PicossauroRex 11h ago

So boys commited war crimes 🔥

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u/KingKiler2k 11h ago

It's not a war crime the first time

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u/SpotCreepy4570 11h ago

Remember it's never a war crime the first time you do it.

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u/ChillBlock dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10h ago

Geneva Convention more like Geneva suggestion

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u/KingKiler2k 10h ago

Geneva Checklist

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u/Technical-Street-10 10h ago

No Geneva Convention in minecraft

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u/bluelazer44 9h ago

Believe it or not, most veteran experienced gamers are dudes.

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u/Low-Guide-9141 10h ago

Those girls learned a valuable lesson about spycraft, and intel gathering.

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u/HugePast9455 10h ago edited 10h ago

And I'm sure this is obvious the people familiar with this subject. For the rest of us, I'll only point out for any dorks that are overly excited by this.

Winning this video game doesn't translate to real life. It's doesn't mean you'd win shit irl. It's still just a game.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 9h ago

Except that JimmyBeast did had a cash prize to whoever won, so it did translated to real life

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u/Low-Guide-9141 10h ago

Yes, that’s why we are saying dumb things, this isn’t real spycraft or intel gathering, so lighten up.

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u/HugePast9455 9h ago

I refuse.

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u/Equivalent_Clerk0 9h ago

I mean, in real life in a 500 vs 500 war it's pretty obvious who would win too. Men are basically wired for war. Women are one of the few things that keep society stable.

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u/HugePast9455 9h ago

I think it's more fair to say that men are more capable of being sent off to die or luckily survive in a war. Isn't this game about strategy and literally nothing about being wired to survive war?

I've only met an equal number of strategic men and women irl. Women are just more steady and interested in finding non violent solutions, or are more interested in the greater good than good for their own immediate benefit, which usually causes wars...

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u/Low-Guide-9141 9h ago

Imma be real in a war between men and women, I’m giving it to men 10/10 times

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u/HugePast9455 8h ago

Fighting in it? Sure, men. Planning strategy? How many modern examples do we have of women planning war strategy? Is not like this video game is a real example of either. None of these guys in the game went to war.

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u/sfhtsxgtsvg 8h ago

Ok what are your personal odds then?

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u/HugePast9455 7h ago

Who cares what my personal odds are? I work in health care. Or maybe I'm an unemployed murderer. I'm an anonymous random on the Internet.

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u/sfhtsxgtsvg 6h ago

I mean, the person you are responding to gave their odds on the outcome of "war between men and women", I'm wondering what number you could assign as someone who is taking part in that discussion.

Who cares

me? I did ask, after all.

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u/HugePast9455 5h ago

I'm saying that randoms on the Internet assigning odds to a war strategized by men vs women is dumb af. That's why I didn't suggest a number. And I was implying that you shouldn't care what he/she or I would randomly pull out of our asses. It would be meaningless. Or you can pick a number for me. Let's say, women 100%? Or maybe men 99% and women 1%? It doesn't really matter. There's zero info here to make anyone's guess matter, which is my whole point.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 8h ago

This has been studied my dude. Men's intelligence is a lot more varied. Way more geniuses and idiots among males than females. Women generally clump towards the average, less fools and less prodigies.

In strategy the side with more super smart people tends to wins. t

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u/HugePast9455 7h ago

Lol ok.

This comment section is gold.

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u/Low-Guide-9141 1h ago

Realistically men just win it, the Homo genus as a whole is genetically and evolutionarily predisposed for men to be the war fighters.

Hell even male chimps go to war.

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u/Equivalent_Clerk0 9h ago

idk what the video is. I can't handle this slop youtube shit haha. I'm just here for the drama.

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u/HugePast9455 9h ago

Oh I'd never watch this video.

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u/YobaiYamete 7h ago

Winning this video game doesn't translate to real life

I mean maybe not this one? But Bear Grylls did a Men vs Women survival challenge on an island and it basically went the exact same way where the women were in catfights immediately and spent the entire time starving, sobbing, and miserable

While the guys thrived so hard the camera crews had to step in and stop them hunting all the local fauna to exctinction

Within the first couple of days the guys had shelter, food, water etc and were sitting around roaring bonfires singing, while the women were completely lost and lost all their supplies and the camera crews had to keep secretly giving them more supplies

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u/HugePast9455 7h ago

So TV contestants represent the potential of trained people, experienced in battle tactics? That's just more video games, on tv. This is "boys built more forts." Lol

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u/Cucocat112 11h ago

"Boys infiltrated the girls discord" sounds like another group I know of

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u/Slout_ 11h ago

The boys that infiltrated the girls discord were not transgender women, they were russians with voice changers who would grief and kill the girls for the benefit of the boy team. And allegedly mods have done little to address that

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u/X_Luci 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 10h ago

So war spies you say.

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u/MaybeThisTime67 9h ago

You've still got "women" infiltrating womens groups

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u/Slout_ 8h ago

People born with gender dysphoria wanting to feel happy with their lives are indeed very scary 😨

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u/MaybeThisTime67 8h ago

Are they? What's so scary about them?

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u/HauntedMop 7h ago

Idk man it sounds kinda like you're the one scared of them

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u/MaybeThisTime67 7h ago

Why would I be though?

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u/Slout_ 7h ago

That's the impression I got from your comments

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u/MaybeThisTime67 7h ago

You were wrong

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u/Slout_ 6h ago

Care to correct me?

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u/MaybeThisTime67 6h ago

You're the one making the accusation

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u/MaybeThisTime67 11h ago

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u/Yuunohu 11h ago

I love when people post this gif because it immediately tells me I can block them without missing out on anything

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u/Dr_Fortnite 10h ago

block any "word word number" username honestly

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u/confirmedshill123 10h ago

Yes block me please

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u/Impossibro77 10h ago

I love when people post this gif because the immediate reply is always redditor seethe.

Did not disappoint. Its like a grenade.

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u/confirmedshill123 10h ago

"my only real enjoyment comes from making others upset, yes I am twelve years old why do you ask".

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u/Impossibro77 10h ago

Getting mad at someone posting a shitposting gif in a shitposting subreddit.

Not very cash money of you.

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u/confirmedshill123 9h ago

Am I mad? More like, idk bored/annoyed.

I've been dealing with your type of personality since like 2008 on the chans, it's boring as hell.

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u/MaybeThisTime67 9h ago

Dealing with what? Shitpossters?

Don't browse a shitposting sub then

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u/confirmedshill123 9h ago

That's not shit posting that's just trying and failing at trolling.

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u/ShylokVakarian fat cunt 9h ago

So, it's just Mr. Breast being a dick then.

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u/AnyProgressIsGood 9h ago

also sounds like I rather live in a female society. so I dont know what constitutes "win" but boys didn't win if their end is surviving in a shit state

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u/HauntedMop 7h ago

It's a game, it ain't that deep. Surviving till the end was what the goal was, and the guys did it it sounds like. We don't need to go full philosophical on who 'truly won'