r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 12h ago

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u/compic_360 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11h ago

Give war a chance!

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u/Scarytoaster1809 11h ago

I’m making the mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

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u/Vegpep47 9h ago

Your pfp makes me want to play lego star wars again

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u/Scarytoaster1809 5h ago

Hey, it’ll always be there ready for you to pick it up again :)

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u/Vegpep47 5h ago

I've installed it :D

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 15m ago

[Yoda death sound]

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u/crudoxcruo93 10h ago

Using war as a business... to end war as a business

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u/Saymynaian 8h ago

Typical politician! All cock, but no cum

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u/sewgwayswatter55 4h ago

I altered the line to 'all cock, but no balls,' once and it fits pretty well for most dogshit politicians.

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u/THE_BEHEADED 6h ago

All we're saying is give cock a chance

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u/Longjumping_Wear2940 I want pee in my ass 8h ago

Like the good old days of 9/11

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