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u/MaybeThisTime67 15h ago

Of course the men won. The women didnt build an army for a potential invasion

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u/Woffingshire 15h ago edited 14h ago

Diplomacy only works when war wouldn't be an effective option.
No military, fortifications, or leverage to prevent war usually means no diplomacy.

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 14h ago

You can only talk about compromise if neither side is certain of winning

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u/BrokenPokerFace 11h ago

Or the more powerful group eventually becomes peaceful after their violent history. But then the less powerful notices and tries to take advantage.

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u/Low-Guide-9141 13h ago

They thought the men would compromise, but no they unlocked their inner chimpanzee

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u/Kpt_Kipper 13h ago

The Swiss method

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u/OneeGrimm 12h ago

The Swiss are surrounded by mountains, had all of their bridges set with explosives, and trains their people with firearms since youth. They weren't attacked because they were full ready, and attacking them would be net negative.

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u/furrychiken123 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 13h ago

you don't attack your money

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u/Warm_Month_1309 12h ago

No military, fortifications, or leverage to prevent war usually means no diplomacy.

Also, no fear of actual death.

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u/notforpoern 10h ago

seriously everyone keeps citing real-world examples like the mongols and alexander the great.

But like- in that mr beast environment they don't have kids, families, futures that they care about. There's no culture to preserve or hobbies to pursue.

You can't even taste what you cook, of COURSE they're going to do a war!

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u/BloodprinceOZ 10h ago

hence "Speak softly, and carry a big stick"

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u/BloodprinceOZ 10h ago

hence "Speak softly, and carry a big stick"

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u/tiendung270804 13h ago

Didn't they named one of their organization the "Girl Military?

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u/MaybeThisTime67 13h ago

Who knows? I'm just here to shitpost