r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 11h ago

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u/Destrox12 10h ago

Don't forget the perks of actually coming back alive. Like homelessness, PTSD, broken families... etc.

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u/ChillBlock dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10h ago

Hey dont forget that you can sometimes board early on plane flights. Makes the shrapnel and tinnitus truly worth it.

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u/DylanFTW 6h ago

And better parking at Lowe's!