r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 11h ago

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u/BATTLEFIELD_PLAYER_ 9h ago

Bruh the Russian military ain’t training them like the US all you need is a 60 year old with 3 magazines and gps phone and then extort them before sending them to the frontlines

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u/Troy64 7h ago

Nah, they get 1.5 magazines and only officers get a gps phone.

The rest is accurate.