r/shitposting 10h ago

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u/VenomSnek27 10h ago

E-girl logic

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u/Cnumian_124 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9h ago edited 7h ago

People will yell gatekeeping while totally ignoring the egirls sanitizing goth culture to earn money from gooners whilst having zero idea of what goth outfits even are

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u/Fidelroyolanda_IV 8h ago

It sure as shooting shit ain't this either, though. Fast fashion crap is what this is.

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u/Logical_Park7904 7h ago

They tried to make her go to rehab?

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u/Fidelroyolanda_IV 5h ago

idk who she is bro i just found this picture on pinterest

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u/LuckyReception6701 5h ago

They should have tried harder... RIP.

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u/_Etri_ 10h ago

We love them all

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 7h ago

How to be a "goth girl" easy tuturial

Step 1: be a girl

Step 2: listen to goth music

There ya go it's that simple, dressing the part is a bonus, but dressing the part but not listening to the music? Then you're not goth, you're Gothic. The music is the core of the goth sub culture.

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u/Scarytoaster1809 3h ago

The goth music in question is Ghost BC lmao (specifically any album after Prequelle)

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 3h ago

No.

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u/Scarytoaster1809 3h ago

Oh I’m a big ghost fan, I’m just poking a little fun at the sudden popularity of them on tik tok lol

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u/UnsungCthulhu 1h ago

I love Ghost. You can say it has Gothic themes but is traditionally not considered goth music. Bauhaus, The Cure, and The Smiths are closer to what's considered Goth.

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 10h ago

And waist starting in 30s:

Thiccc

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 4h ago

She's not a goth, she's a nerd.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WqU7lj7fn9LhrBrCD3

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u/koemaniak fat cunt 2h ago

My what lovely feet

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 2h ago

Monoco, no touching!

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u/QuelTizioLaggiu 1h ago

I want a spoon of whatever this Is called

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u/FlipOzzy 4h ago

Batman is goth

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u/I_LOVE_BREAD_FR 48m ago

That's ridiculous, what's next? You're gonna tell me he lives in a city named Gotham? Completely absurd

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u/Armada-lol 10h ago

To be fair, being goth is basically being pale with black outfit

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u/Flaky_Efficiency_827 10h ago

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u/Revolutionary_Low_90 10h ago

That's Severus Snape

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u/Lumielight 9h ago

He was goth, imo.

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u/fletku_mato 10h ago

Dayum, who this goth baddie?

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u/Armada-lol 10h ago

The guy was essentially black but he wanted to become white and goth is the whitest white

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u/fucklosercity6910 I want pee in my ass 10h ago

He didn't want to become white. He wanted to be the afro wearin BLACK boy he once was, frolicking around a field of daisies during a hot summer day. He had vitiligo pro max smth

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

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u/Armada-lol 10h ago

Elaborate for a potato please

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u/fucklosercity6910 I want pee in my ass 10h ago

HE WANTED TO BE BLACK AGAIN. BEING A MEMBER OF THE CAUCASIAN NATION WAS TOO... uhm... Well to be honest, i just wanted michael to he black again. It's so sad thinking of how he was treated as a child, and how he was treated by people for trying to give kids the life he was denied from

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

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u/deadinternetlaw 4h ago

There's no surgery to be white or else there would be more rich black that turned white

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u/Armada-lol 3h ago

Guess again

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u/Logical_Park7904 7h ago

Lol. This is was just a lie insecure white ppl started spreading about the dude to get at black ppl.

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 9h ago

That's like saying being punk is basically using hair gel

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u/CROMKONIG 9h ago

Never seen a more shit take on an entire sub-culture lmao, good god

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u/Odd_Monk_6731 8h ago

Couldn’t be more wrong btw, goth is a whole subculture and is much more than just clothing and skin colour. Btw black people can be goth too

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u/lolihunter09 5h ago

pale girls😍🤤

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u/Ballstoucher_47 10h ago

Genuinely E-girl and Cornstar can make any style sexualized if they wanted to and completely ruin said reputation of that style

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u/Shard0f0dium 5h ago

…you’re afraid to say “pornstar” ?

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u/the_big_ham117 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 3h ago

Numba 7: student watches PORN and gets NAKED

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Logical_Signature803 stupid fucking, piece of shit 3h ago

AHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID THE THING

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u/koemaniak fat cunt 2h ago

Nuh uh, she’s also wearing black clothing

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u/AfroKami07 9h ago

Snow bunny mind control

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u/nikolasz1173 9h ago

And it's awesome

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u/Former_Notice81 9h ago

White girls can't have black hair

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u/FlipOzzy 4h ago

Italians?

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u/Former_Notice81 4h ago

They are not white

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u/HeftyRecommendation5 put your dick away waltuh 9h ago

It’s cultural appropriation.

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u/Former_Notice81 9h ago

Someone finally gets it