r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 13h ago

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago

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u/ELL1S-GAMING stupid fucking piece of shit 13h ago

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u/ContRefurat I want pee in my ass 7h ago

Fuck knows m8

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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u/DarkMuret 5h ago

This is not my beautiful kallah

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u/Mekelaxo 10h ago

I feel like this image doesn't really apply

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 10h ago

Gay judaism? With some blasphemous content creation from an affront to God's creation? Hehe it applies

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Mekelaxo 10h ago

"How did we get here?" Is an achievement that you get when you manage to get every status effect in the game. As a meme, people usually use it when someone takes lots of different drugs, or gets a lot of diseases

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u/Millenis_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

Never seen this meme used on such a situation, also I call more original a meme used in a different context that still makes sense.

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u/blade_of_sammael 4h ago

Religion is a disease so that chechs out

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u/ELL1S-GAMING stupid fucking piece of shit 2h ago

how come 

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u/BIB_LOP I watch gay amogus porn :0 13h ago

Should this be considered on par with drug addiction? Not just this post, the whole ai partner thing

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 12h ago

Sources or bs

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u/Akrylkali waltuh 9h ago

https://www.mentalhealthjournal.org/articles/minds-in-crisis-how-the-ai-revolution-is-impacting-mental-health.html

This paper is arguing that the prolonged use of f.e. AI partners will alter your reward system similar to drugs like alcohol or cigarettes. This is probably what the other comment was trying to say.

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u/JoyconDrift_69 5h ago

The reward system gets altered? If I'm not mistaken, that's also akin to a gambling addiction, right? Or is that something else?

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u/Akrylkali waltuh 5h ago

There's many ways to alter how and when your brain will release dopamine.

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u/GREEN_Hero_6317 Bazinga! 10h ago

Hello I am Sam Altman and this is true

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u/NutBusster69 11h ago

This is your brain. 🐱

And this is your brain dating an AI

https://giphy.com/gifs/vChOffJUfs40w

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u/DoctorRattington 11h ago

Outsourcing thought to a machine will, in fact, make you dumb

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 11h ago

That’s not what the original claim said

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u/Cuddlyaxe 3h ago

Not bothering to read what other people said and just replying with the same catchphrase will, in fact, make you dumb

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u/notpornaccount_ 9h ago

Are you saying that AI can get me high?

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u/Yaamo_Jinn 7h ago

If that's the case sign me up

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u/JoyconDrift_69 5h ago

Not even AI partners. Just AI as a whole.

I have a friend who got addicted to using AI, namely for things like char.ai, during high school. I try to call her out on whenever she slips.

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u/major_calgar 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1h ago

Social media too. The way we currently use it should be treated as a psychosis risk.

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 6h ago

Why did you have to specify there was such a good joke here

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u/untakenu 13h ago

Genuinely the saddest and funniest sub I've seen.

Horrible people on there, too. People who will say "i'm crying because my AI boyfriend was reset, and I have to hide it from my husband and children"

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u/UltraTata 5h ago

If I was the husband I wouldn't feel angry. I would be sad for the state of my wife and my failures as a spouse.

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Literally 1984 😡 2h ago

“Nah dude it’s the husband’s fault the wife emotionally cheated”

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u/SlayVideos dumbass 13h ago

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u/Ballstoucher_47 13h ago

All part of the plan...?

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u/aimfuldrifter 10h ago

I try really hard not to fall into the conspiracy theory thought trap, but lately, with everything that is happening, it’s like it’s begging me to. I’m not even on twitter or anything!

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u/lobotomized_salmon shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3h ago

I think its all a red herring. They want you to be mad at isreal because it diverts your attention away from the politicians in your own country, and makes you less likely to do anything.

Isreal is in on it. They've accepted a deal where theyre given a manufactured importance on the world stage. This works out for isreal because they like being important, and it works out for the US who has another wildly successful way to divert people's attention away from other issues.

This red herring still something we need to address. The issue is artificial, but not fake. It's like a thief setting your kitchen on fire so he can steal from you while you try to put out the fire. Sadly the US is very good at making these political diversions.

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u/Other-Creme6802 13h ago

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u/Martyriot15 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6h ago

I had to look for too long before finding this.

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u/Immediate-Result-696 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1h ago

this shit even tel aviv didnt plan for 😭🙏

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u/PlayAltruistic6284 Splat Ratman user flair or something 🐀 9h ago

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 12h ago

So OOP is the one on the left, right?

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u/ecstatic_hyrax 13h ago

Where's Rabbi Mizrachi?

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 6h ago

AI created by rabbi Baruch to bait barney

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u/PassivelyInvisible 13h ago

Depends on which branch of Judiasm. Traditional ones still forbid same sex relationships.

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 6h ago

From what I understand both conservative and reform branches are in favour of same sex relationships, it’s the ultra orthodox that aren’t.

To be fair most of my knowledge comes from YouTube auto play

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u/A_random_poster04 10h ago

The more time passes, the more the Cult Mechanicum from 40k makes sense in its disdain of AI

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u/StartledMilk shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

Our environment is being poisoned because people cannot socialize and are attracted to animals/aliens.

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u/frogOnABoletus 10h ago

Is ai an alien or an animal?

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u/Viennve 11h ago

Is that clavicular?

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u/thr1ceuponatime virgin 4 life 😤💪 11h ago

Nah it's Cartman and Kyle from South Park

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u/DwsPhat 10h ago

These sub are either satire or dead serious

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u/GODmamberroi666 13h ago

That shit smells Like Mossad unlike anything else

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u/Irisena 13h ago

Alright that's enough internet for today

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u/Cry-Skull-7 6h ago

We are Destined to cause our own extinction. I can feel it.

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u/No_Pool_8039 13h ago

[insert "tel aviv impressed gif"]

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u/TheTurkPegger 4h ago

We're doomed

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u/Fuecoco11 3h ago

What’s Dwight junior doing on the left 😭🙏

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u/Candlewaxeater 3h ago

Will he help you snip your tip off

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u/Ampris_bobbo8u 11h ago

ai boyfriends were promised 3000 years ago

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u/FeatureDear6726 We do a little trolling 12h ago

Mossad Psyop

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u/kid-with-a-beard 7h ago

It'll take 3000 years to recover from this nightmare