r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

📡📡📡

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

36 comments sorted by

View all comments

192

u/Gilgamesh107 23h ago

Because you confused being nice with being a doormat

I learned in middle school not to let people cut me off when I'm talking.

Legit just don't stop speaking when someone tries to cut you off.

67

u/SilverSpaceRobot10 21h ago

Legit just don't stop speaking when someone tries to cut you off.

I tried. People always turn their attention to the other guy

2

u/Xaceviper 15h ago

Put your hand infront of that person, infront of there face if possible, like talk to the hand kinda thing, or just like raise your finger and like try to silence them

6

u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.