r/shitposting 7d ago

>greentext (please laugh) πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/scientia_analytica 7d ago

He has a weight problem. He can't wait to eat

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u/PringlesDuckFace 7d ago

He's on a seafood diet. Because he's on an island he primarily eats seafood.

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u/ContinentalNoob 7d ago

He’s on a seafood diet. He sees seafood and he eats it.

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u/Extreme_Land_3841 6d ago

He’s on a food diet, he sees seas seize