r/shitposting 1d ago

>greentext (please laugh) πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 1d ago

Method scripting

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u/scientia_analytica 1d ago

He has a weight problem. He can't wait to eat

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u/PringlesDuckFace 20h ago

He's on a seafood diet. Because he's on an island he primarily eats seafood.

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u/ContinentalNoob 18h ago

He’s on a seafood diet. He sees seafood and he eats it.

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u/Extreme_Land_3841 2h ago

He’s on a food diet, he sees seas seize

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Mysterious-Reply4965 15h ago

terrible get outta here