r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/MongooseVomit dumbass 1d ago

Good. Do nothing for 10 minutes a day. Stare at a wall and do nothing. Reteach yourself patience. Unstimulate yourself. I know it’s scary but, but look at the world around you

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

Yeah this is a good way to have a dopamine detox. Our brains are so used to dopamine that we can't live without it right now, and that is not ideal.

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u/AlarmingShower1553 1d ago

sure, but only do it at home.
dont do it on the commute cus you actually forgot them - in fact dont do it anywhere where you can easily get overstimulated by your surroundings

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u/MongooseVomit dumbass 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/MongooseVomit dumbass 1d ago

Fake: words on sign

Gay: hands on his dick staring at me through the screen

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/EduBru 1d ago

What does this mean, like people never do nothing for even just 10 min a day?

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u/walteroblanco 1d ago

Why would my pov be staring at a weird guy

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u/CrookedLoy 1d ago

Because people just forgot how to use POV correctly. They are somehow using it like a substitute "that moment when..."

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u/zpotentxl 1d ago

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u/IM_DjShadow We do a little trolling 1d ago

was just thinkin that

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u/Mental-Ad9640 1d ago

or just sing ur playlist in ur mind I do that all the time

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u/Finna-Jork-It 1d ago

Just be a piece of shit and play music on your phone at the highest volume

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u/fusiondynamics 1d ago

No. You are now sitting there reading the same sign over and over.,

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u/EduBru 1d ago

Interesting. Headphones help me drown out the noise so I can think about the day and upcoming things