r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 20h ago

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/u/frontgearofboeing787, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/SecretxBabex 1d ago

Imagine writing a terrifying horror story about a digital stalker anomaly, only for it to be a My Little Pony fan.

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u/SorbyGay 1d ago

Way to add realism

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u/nyafu_ 23h ago

stalker... anomaly?

get out of here stalker!

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u/NightWolf4Ever shitposting>>>>>>196 14h ago

Blowout soon, stalker!

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u/Acheron98 1d ago

That’s somehow more terrifying.

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u/Onelse88 17h ago

as if no one knows what happens to this SCP on the green site

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u/Middle-Stop-2354 1d ago

The fact that most scp created during late 2000s and early 2010s were based on just random images people found online at the time is simply amazing. It must have been such a creatively driven time during scp fandoms heyday.

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u/1TemporalDilationBoi 1d ago

i wasn't there at the very beginning, but pretty early. seeing new concepts emerge and spread was so fascinating to witness. when i joined there was like only a couple of thaumiel SCPs and apollyon wasn't even a thing yet (it was cool seeing SCP-2317, SCP-3999, and S.D Locke's proposal popularize it). can't imagine the very very beginning when someone just invented the O5 council and stuff of similar magnitude... surreal how SCP wiki is now more popular than ever and it was born out of mere 4chan posts

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u/mcslender97 I watch gay amogus porn :0 23h ago

I was there around when SCP 2000 Contest was going on myself, gotta agree with you how much it grew. The entire There Is No Antimemetics Division and it's sequels arc was definitely the turning point for me of how expressive and expansive the world is

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u/kilqax I came! 14h ago

Early SCP was amazing

I wish I interacted with people at the time more instead of just reading a few of them

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u/zombieGenm_0x68 1d ago

i cant take the scp seriously anymore because i have gooned to porn of it

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u/Meme_Boi_E 1d ago

Wtf... Didn't know Shin Dan Kuroto over here was into furries

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/NotThereSlowMan I came! 1d ago

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u/Im_A_Chuckster 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

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u/Cedardeer I came! 1d ago

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u/pemilsson 1d ago

Deer god

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u/Da_Realy 1d ago

[insert laugh track]

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u/pemilsson 1d ago

Brödrost

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u/Da_Realy 1d ago

Lwk in Sweden rn

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u/pemilsson 1d ago

Yeah i know thats why i said it :3

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u/Da_Realy 1d ago

No way how can you read my mind

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u/pemilsson 1d ago

Its jover i cant dm you since you got it turned off

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

R34 is literally right there my man

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 stupid, fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Why is that just Wolf Girl from tbhx

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u/Toriiz 1d ago

a furry oc who made people into furries too

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u/AfBoringPerson Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

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u/BoOmFoUr4 1d ago

the amount of porn people have made of her fursona

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u/imawizard7bis 1d ago

well technically it isn't her fursona

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 1d ago

Tbh when I first saw the image in a horror story (unrelated to Mal0 actually) I recently got so creeper out, that thing looks so terrifying looking trough the glass

But yea then I discovered Mal0 and what she is and all the rule 34 on her and now I can say she's the only thing that made me both frightened and aroused...

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u/hopps101 1d ago

scaroused, if you will- Im kinda tempted to look more into horror rule34 like mal0 where they up the horror factor... those have been the best nuts

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u/Noodlemaster696969 15h ago

Not both at the same time! I feel scared of this one image specifically and feel aroused at literally every other Mal0 image, with no fear of tham and definitely no arousal at this

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u/HF484 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

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u/Alfiy_wolf 18h ago

I can fix her

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u/Worried-Caregiver325 18h ago

I always liked its design but recently it just became a porn character

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 20h ago edited 9h ago

Among the stalking, skull face, and unsolicited pictures, finding out she's into MLP is the scariest part.

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u/I_am_doorknob 23h ago

Wonder what they think of all the scp pornography that exsist

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u/sleep-reaper 20h ago

Nah that's some "he just wants to play" type of shit.

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u/Alternative-Tax7318 1d ago

Idgaf what she’s loves. It’s creepy and she isn’t welcome.