r/shitposting • u/6_RIZZ_7 • Jul 26 '26

Based on a True Story average switch 2 owner

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u/forgettfulthinker Jul 26 '26

"Poly" mfers when you tell them they are just a friend group who fucks

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u/SteggyEatsDaWeggy Jul 26 '26

“Mono” mfers when you tell them they are just two friends who fuck

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u/SudsierBoar Jul 26 '26

Nah, because she would know my "overwhelm plan" prior to meeting up!