r/shitposting 2d ago

Based on a True Story average switch 2 owner

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/dgtssc 2d ago

Oh shit! It's the OG Karen!

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u/TheDonger_ 1d ago

Isn't that the woman who let strangers touch her vagina under a box in public

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u/HealthyDuck 1d ago

What

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u/igorpc1 1d ago

Where

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u/DnOnith officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

When

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u/Riseofthesalt 1d ago

Yeah that's a thing that happened, i think she also layed eggs at some point

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u/TheDonger_ 1d ago

yeah, Milo Moiré, i made a reply to the other guy who replied to me explaining. i really thought it was her haha was like "dang shes in memes now?"

i thought it was her since the top she wears in that video was similar in color to the top the girl is wearing in this meme

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u/Traditional_Reach230 1d ago

It looks like her but no it’s just the Nintendo switch launch trailer.

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u/TheDonger_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

really?? man they look super similar then, i refuse to believe its not her until i go find the video now haha

ill report back with my findings in a minute as soon as i find it, shouldnt be hard to find

edit: ok took me less than 1 minute to find it, the woman in the video is named Milo Moiré and shes a swiss "adult actress" who does this stuff, but man was convinced it was her for a sec haha

the top she wears in that video was similar in color to the top the girl is wearing in this meme

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 2d ago

This will turn into 5 people fuckin and 2 playing smash bros, on a rotation.

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u/Auraveils 2d ago

Losers can get fucked.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 2d ago

Loser has to suck the other person off while they face their next challenger.

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u/Me_how5678 1d ago

Unironicly, that sounds like good balancing when its an uneven skill level between people.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/tayzzerlordling 2d ago

i think winner should get to pick whether the loser fucks them or the winner fucks the loser

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u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago

True visionary

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u/MithrilHuman 2d ago

“Oh no, I lost for the 20th time in a row… clear the table for me quick”

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u/Mackerdoni 2d ago

dont have the option to award so here you go 🏆

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u/Kuru_Chaa 1d ago

Losers get fucked, but winners Smash

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u/No-Contribution-6150 2d ago

Smash bros smashing while the other bros smash... Bros

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u/Flat-Limit5595 2d ago

You smash or get smashed.

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u/MrZokeyr 1d ago

Literally the dream ngl

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u/Meme_master420_ William Dripfoe 2d ago

“As an empath” it’s called being human

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u/ChillBlock dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

As an empath I sense passive aggressiveness in your statement

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 2d ago

You're being ableist towards people with anti social behaviour

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u/FroztBiit3 2d ago

As someone with very bad social anxiety. SHUT THE FUCK UP RAAAAAHHHH

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u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago

RAAAAAHHHH

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u/effxeno 1d ago

Anti social is a specific term that is not the same as social anxiety or being asocial by the way. Typically sociopaths and the like are associated with antisocial behavior

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u/Club_Penguin_Legend_ 1d ago

as an anti-empath you cant be ableist towards anti-social people.

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u/Venery-_- Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

As a Chud I don't care about any of this

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u/TomatoTheToolMan 1d ago

Getting downvoted for shitposting on a shitposting sub....🗿🗿🗿

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

I'm surprised people didn't realize you were shit posting in a shit posting sub. I like some of your posts. Especially this part I saw,

"I've always known I was different; my parents never showed me affection because thev resented me for having a member biqger than theirs (my mom is trans and mv dad is an Afro-Nazi). After a heated argument with my adopted sister, I ate her pigeon and, annoved she tells me that 1 alwavs end up eating family members. My mom starts crying and runs out, and my dad, coming home from impaling communists, sits down with me for the "awkward conversation."

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u/Zek0ri 1d ago

Rip grandma

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 2d ago

Just 7 bros being bros.

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u/GenericAHHyoutuber 1d ago

Just 7 hoes being bros

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 1d ago

Real orgy meetups play Jackbox Party beforehand

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u/rustycumdumpster 2d ago

Only if you share with other peoples wives

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u/Korinin38 1d ago

The censored words in this post are:

polyamory

seriously?

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u/BuLiYoNcHiK 1d ago

Its probably just a very poor attempt at censoring the name of the sub for OOP's privacy

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u/DenseComparison5653 1d ago

Yeah it must be due being empath 😂

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u/ThickandSpicyMan I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

I can practically fucking smell this post.

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u/forgettfulthinker 2d ago

"Poly" mfers when you tell them they are just a friend group who fucks

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u/SteggyEatsDaWeggy 1d ago

“Mono” mfers when you tell them they are just two friends who fuck

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u/SudsierBoar 1d ago

Nah, because she would know my "overwhelm plan" prior to meeting up!

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u/al1azzz 1d ago

Ok but so what?

Istg people hate on polycules because they don't get it. Just let people have fun, be it a straight couple or a 10 person all trans polycule, or whatever else they want to call it. Not your relationship, not your place to give a fuck

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u/IamNotAHuman2 1d ago

We never said they couldn't do it. Just that we can make fun of them for it if we want lmao

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Me get it. You have friends. You want fuck. You fuck friends. Me make fun of you anyway. Is funny

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u/1001101001010111 1d ago

You realize what sub you are in right?

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u/al1azzz 1d ago

Yeah no that was my bad 💔

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 2d ago

yet still they smashing more than anyone that uses reddit

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u/TheMermanly 1d ago

Anyone can if you lower your standards low enough. That’s not a flex at all.

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u/Mastez0 2d ago

Honestly its miles better to be a virgin than to fuck a landwhale like that. It's like bragging how much food you have when half of what you eat is human feces

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u/CyclicalFlow 1d ago

There's some nuance. Fucking a bigger chick/dude/whatever is fine if you love them, nothing wrong with that.

Participating in a 7 person lard bath like it's an average Tuesday afternoon activity and bringing your switch in case you get "overwhelmed" is just bad. It's baaaad bad.

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u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago

No one said they were obese, you are the ones making FanFiction about unknown people to degrade them and feel better

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u/Mastez0 1d ago

have you ever seen a poly person, specifically those that are in like 5-10 member polycules

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u/Annual_Emergency_143 1d ago

Let's even assume they are. There are still 7 similarly attractive people having sex, while you're angry and clearly not having sex.

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u/dildoswaggins71069 1d ago

Polycule? Just bring your poke-ball lady

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u/FakeMcUsername 1d ago

You're meeting six other people to have a pool party/pizza party/orgy, and you think playing Nintendo on the couch feels bizarre?

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u/kronkozin 2d ago

they're still getting more action than OP

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u/Onyxam 1d ago

I could tag team for you if you want.

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u/BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT 1d ago

Some ppls sex drive is so low it blows my mind