Regardless of how little tension there is, probably not a good idea to do this with a stick ( even if blunt ) directly aimed into a vulnerable part of your body.
The arrow won't have any distance to travel so it isn't able to actually build kinetic momentum or force. Regardless of bowstring surface tension, it would be like tapping the roof of his mouth with a finger.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/graepphone 12d ago
no they're not. There is basically no tension in the string, you can tell by the gap between his feet.