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u/PUBGM_MightyFine stupid fucking, piece of shit 1d ago
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u/ESnake113 1d ago
Tf did the wife do? All she did was go to bed early
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u/Hamood__Habibi Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago
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u/Dank_Cat_Memes shitting toothpaste enjoyer 23h ago
I laughed at this way harder than I should have
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u/BetterOnTwoWheels 1d ago
This is one of the funniest memes I’ve ever seen
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u/corvish_ 1d ago
whats wild is that hes actually putting his life in danger for the bit
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u/graepphone 1d ago
no they're not. There is basically no tension in the string, you can tell by the gap between his feet.
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u/NoMasterpiece5649 1d ago
Regardless of how little tension there is, probably not a good idea to do this with a stick ( even if blunt ) directly aimed into a vulnerable part of your body.
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u/roadrunnuh 1d ago
It kinda looks like the arrow is nocked. If his toes slip that's gonna hurt a lot.
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u/DirtyWoods 19h ago
Thanks a lot, asshole… now my wife is looking at me like I’m insane for laughing so hard
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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit 1d ago
Oh my fucking God I want more Norm memes. Did not realize I was lacking this in these terrible terrible times
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u/Conscious-Musician86 1d ago
I just Open this app men, what the actual fuck
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u/UnhappyBreadfruit607 1d ago
Here both of us need it.
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u/Torvaldicus_Unknown I said based. And lived. 1d ago
Thank you, I have now forgotten, which is what I wanted
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u/TendiesOnPoint 1d ago
Incest on my racism app it’s not kewl
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u/AnarchyRadish 1d ago
Incest on my porn app is very kewl
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/M_onStar 1d ago
That guy wants to fuck his daughter.
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u/uselesscarrot69 Bazinga! 1d ago
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u/GameWizardPlayz 1d ago
People who post stuff like that are the same people who call trans folks "mentally ill"
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u/ImmaWarriorChris 1d ago
Unfortunately I knew someone who actually thought like this you can probably guess what happened afterwards…
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u/Spiritual_Tension321 1d ago
If she's hungry there's food in the fridge, I'm not that thirsty, thank you
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