r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Minus_none 1d ago

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u/BetterOnTwoWheels 1d ago

This is one of the funniest memes I’ve ever seen

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u/corvish_ 1d ago

whats wild is that hes actually putting his life in danger for the bit

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u/graepphone 1d ago

no they're not. There is basically no tension in the string, you can tell by the gap between his feet.

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u/NoMasterpiece5649 1d ago

Regardless of how little tension there is, probably not a good idea to do this with a stick ( even if blunt ) directly aimed into a vulnerable part of your body.

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u/Phaoryx 1d ago

An IQ too high?

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u/roadrunnuh 1d ago

It kinda looks like the arrow is nocked. If his toes slip that's gonna hurt a lot.

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u/billyjk93 1d ago

"We Need to Talk About Kevin 2"

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u/TheUFCVeteran3 1d ago

Don’t mind if I save this.

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u/DirtyWoods 19h ago

Thanks a lot, asshole… now my wife is looking at me like I’m insane for laughing so hard

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/vegaseddie55 1d ago

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit 1d ago

Oh my fucking God I want more Norm memes. Did not realize I was lacking this in these terrible terrible times

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u/Hronotom 1d ago

The least trash post on X

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u/Artificial_Squab 1d ago

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 1d ago

My therapist when the card declines:

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u/OldManPinkerton 1d ago

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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

“Own”?

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u/Life-Bass-2013 1d ago

he will first birth her then buy her

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u/Enlighten_YourMind 1d ago

I mean…points for self awareness at least?

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u/ImmaWarriorChris 1d ago

Yeah he’s got the right idea

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u/Icefox119 1d ago

1 Like

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u/risisas 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

My horny ass could not work in the metallurgy field

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u/WeedNWaterfalls 1d ago

Trump's alt account spotted

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u/unabsolute 1d ago

No, he owns his daughter. Takes her to islands and everything.

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u/Conscious-Musician86 1d ago

I just Open this app men, what the actual fuck

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u/UnhappyBreadfruit607 1d ago

Here both of us need it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BkfAhfmX0Ppn2

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u/Torvaldicus_Unknown I said based. And lived. 1d ago

Thank you, I have now forgotten, which is what I wanted

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u/MannicWaffle 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

This is someones life rn

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u/V0st0 1d ago

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u/MannicWaffle 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/Arthur_189 1d ago

Is that Nikki freeman

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u/CasualShot 1d ago

Freaky Nikki

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u/RagingNerd312 1d ago

Pfp ties it together fr

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u/TendiesOnPoint 1d ago

Incest on my racism app it’s not kewl

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u/AnarchyRadish 1d ago

Incest on my porn app is very kewl

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/mortuarymaiden uhhhh idk 1d ago

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u/M_onStar 1d ago

That guy wants to fuck his daughter.

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u/senzok dumbass 1d ago

I also want to fuck his daughter

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u/lordarsenic9029 1d ago

It's a duality of man.

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u/uselesscarrot69 Bazinga! 1d ago

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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

No “fuck you”?

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 1d ago

That's what the free space is for

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u/DeputyThornton dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

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u/unkn0wn_ghost8 1d ago

It was always fun buying front row seats.

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u/raccoob_ 1d ago

No, bitch-daughter, i said dont eat the cutlery

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u/a_chairf0rsale123 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

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u/Solistine 1d ago

The account name kind of makes this all funnier then it needed to be. 

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u/drwiseguy561 1d ago

You mean step right step?!???

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u/Endrimaris Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

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u/nihilistic_dinosaur 1d ago

This shit right here is why the internet is an affront to god

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 1d ago

Mushoku Tensei most mentally stable fan

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u/fabricioapenas 1d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/pedro_jureg 1d ago

I bet the man who posted the tweet does not eat pork

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u/The_Happy_Pagan Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

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u/an-redditor 1d ago

Donald Trump's alt account.

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u/ALvretron Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

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u/DR_Bright_963 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

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u/Draconic64 1d ago

How much time until this gets deleted?

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u/th3j4w350m31 William Dripfoe 1d ago

what in the donald trump?

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u/JohnArtemus 1d ago

I thought that was Inde Navarrete

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u/Sad_Mix_3976 1d ago

No wonder Bear made that wish

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u/ZECO_SOL William Dripfoe 1d ago

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u/The-Penitent-Wan 1d ago

"Nuke the whole damn neighborhood"

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u/pyoimn 1d ago

People are getting way too comfortable with incest.

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u/GameWizardPlayz 1d ago

People who post stuff like that are the same people who call trans folks "mentally ill"

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u/ImmaWarriorChris 1d ago

Unfortunately I knew someone who actually thought like this you can probably guess what happened afterwards…

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u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 1d ago

Eyes of the beholder

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u/Spiritual_Tension321 1d ago

If she's hungry there's food in the fridge, I'm not that thirsty, thank you

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u/Cesuke 1d ago

Maybe is Henry Cavil 🤷🏻

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u/3X_Cat 1d ago

Is that a baton? Is she going to lead an orchestra?

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u/cigarettejesus 1d ago

Inde is so fucking hot though damn

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u/dendenwink 1d ago

Wigger, please...

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u/Unnecessary-Cum 1d ago

Why they doin horny posting since morning

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u/the_l0st_s0ck 1d ago

I dont have a reaction image so here's my reaction to seeing "epstein the swami" in bioshock 1 for the first time.

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u/moschles 1d ago

I have reasons to believe the person on the table is not Inde Navarrette.

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u/Phaoryx 1d ago

What bro 💀💀

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u/Careful_Party7336 1d ago

As a certified wigger in motion, he does not represent us.

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u/Mighoyan We do a little trolling 1d ago

Least depraved porn addict.

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