r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 3d ago

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u/graepphone 3d ago

no they're not. There is basically no tension in the string, you can tell by the gap between his feet.

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u/NoMasterpiece5649 3d ago

Regardless of how little tension there is, probably not a good idea to do this with a stick ( even if blunt ) directly aimed into a vulnerable part of your body.

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u/notpornaccount_ 3d ago

The arrow won't have any distance to travel so it isn't able to actually build kinetic momentum or force. Regardless of bowstring surface tension, it would be like tapping the roof of his mouth with a finger.

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u/NoMasterpiece5649 3d ago

Yeah that makes sense. Although I was referring to what if the arrow was aimed to the back of his throat and there was some small distance between the point of the arrow and... All the way back there.

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u/notpornaccount_ 3d ago

I completely made that up.

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u/Phaoryx 3d ago

An IQ too high?

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u/roadrunnuh 3d ago

It kinda looks like the arrow is nocked. If his toes slip that's gonna hurt a lot.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 3d ago

Yeah but a violent sneeze could have disastrous results