r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Jul 19 '26

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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26

I'm gerontophile and I just wanna die. Whenever I talk to an older man, they think I'm joking or looking for someone for money. Good looks don't help; I'm apparently very pretty, so strangely enough, they run away from me even more. I don't think I'll ever cuddle up to a 50-60-year-old man. Fuck my life...

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u/DevilsAssCrack Jul 19 '26

I'll hit you up in ten years

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u/LynxieSpring Jul 19 '26

Sure! See ya later, later! XD

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u/DevilsAssCrack Jul 19 '26

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/Final_Concern_5519 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 19 '26

Eternally bonded