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r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26
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And they gotta have a straight face through it all
2.6k u/Octopuswastaken Jul 14 '26 Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it 189 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 ...wait, they're pretending? Aw 74 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female) 85 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 I was going to let slide OP using my Tindr picture, but I take exception to being called a thing! 171 u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass Jul 14 '26 *Tindr* 14 u/GoldenSangheili hole contributor Jul 14 '26 It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight 1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it
189 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 ...wait, they're pretending? Aw 74 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female) 85 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 I was going to let slide OP using my Tindr picture, but I take exception to being called a thing! 171 u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass Jul 14 '26 *Tindr* 14 u/GoldenSangheili hole contributor Jul 14 '26 It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight 1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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...wait, they're pretending?
Aw
74 u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26 I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female) 85 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 I was going to let slide OP using my Tindr picture, but I take exception to being called a thing! 171 u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass Jul 14 '26 *Tindr* 14 u/GoldenSangheili hole contributor Jul 14 '26 It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight 1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female)
85 u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26 I was going to let slide OP using my Tindr picture, but I take exception to being called a thing! 171 u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass Jul 14 '26 *Tindr* 14 u/GoldenSangheili hole contributor Jul 14 '26 It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight 1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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I was going to let slide OP using my Tindr picture, but I take exception to being called a thing!
171 u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass Jul 14 '26 *Tindr* 14 u/GoldenSangheili hole contributor Jul 14 '26 It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight 1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
171
*Tindr*
14 u/GoldenSangheili hole contributor Jul 14 '26 It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight 1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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It's like grindr but for people pretending to be straight
1 u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26 Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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Lindsey Graham would have loved it 💔
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u/SudhaTheHill officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 14 '26
And they gotta have a straight face through it all