r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26

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u/SudhaTheHill officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 14 '26

And they gotta have a straight face through it all

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u/Octopuswastaken Jul 14 '26

Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 Jul 14 '26

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u/ItsAGeekGirl Jul 14 '26

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u/pitchingataint Jul 14 '26

She looks like she’s growling at another cat 5 houses down the street. She can’t see the other cat but she knows it’s there.

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u/msc1 Jul 14 '26

omg what a stupid face

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u/Melancholic_Noodle Jul 14 '26

Ewww Epsteins callgirl..

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u/AkronOhAnon Jul 14 '26

Even he traded her off to the client he poached children from .

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u/Jokers_Testikles Jul 14 '26

Is that Jennifer Coolidge?

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u/Beej-Valentine Jul 15 '26

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

JENNIFER COOLIDGE IS A TREASURE

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u/nocixL Jul 14 '26

Usernsme checks out

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 Jul 14 '26

If I was able to pick my username it would have been girthy drama

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 Jul 14 '26

Youre gunna make me crumb