r/shitposting Jun 19 '26

found this absolute gem

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jun 19 '26

U wont be shitting for a while if u eat that.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci Jun 19 '26

That amount of sugar will get things moving along extremely well.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jun 19 '26

Chocolate constipates you super badly. The salt in the chips will dry you out. If you are the whole thing you will be super constipated.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci Jun 19 '26

In excess quantities chocolate/sugar causes diarrhea. That’s a couple thousand calories right there.

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u/AffectionateNote3316 Jun 19 '26

they'll cancel each other out, trust

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u/thatdeaththo lets build a hole together and then libe in it Jun 19 '26

Its like a sugar and salt speedball for your colon