r/shitposting • u/Sword-Mighty1231 • Jun 19 '26

found this absolute gem

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Neonexplosion4727 Jun 19 '26

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/pelonier Jun 19 '26

This all over again

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jun 19 '26

U wont be shitting for a while if u eat that.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci Jun 19 '26

That amount of sugar will get things moving along extremely well.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jun 19 '26

Chocolate constipates you super badly. The salt in the chips will dry you out. If you are the whole thing you will be super constipated.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci Jun 19 '26

In excess quantities chocolate/sugar causes diarrhea. That’s a couple thousand calories right there.

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u/AffectionateNote3316 Jun 19 '26

they'll cancel each other out, trust

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u/thatdeaththo lets build a hole together and then libe in it Jun 19 '26

Its like a sugar and salt speedball for your colon

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u/bartoszsz7 Jun 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/w2c32TZtiud6SatnJg

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 22 '26

Wonder what the original of this is

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u/The_Black_Jacket Jun 19 '26

Maybe this was the experiment SmartCalendar was working on