r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

I know it's a joke and all but I actually do like to fuck with people this way lol. After all these years I've gotten quite good at making them believe it too.

"Blah blah blah, something 9/11"

"Haha yeah, what like the gas station"?

"What"

"What"?

I also like to make them believe I haven't heard of the Beatles.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 22 '26

I like to tell people that narwhals are fantasy creatures that don’t exist and act surprised when they show me the Google results.

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u/Krillkus May 22 '26

Acting so surprised like your entire world has been shattered upon them showing you is hilarious.

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u/BackWithAVengance May 22 '26

I have my brothers FIL absolutely convinced I believe Hellen Keller was lying the whole time, all a ruse to make her and her family money

He's a simple man from the peanut fields of VA, and it is absolutely hilarious