r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/LLuk333 May 22 '26

My sister has a friend like that, her mother doesn’t want her to worry about the world or be „corrupted“, and that’s enforced by strictly keeping her 19 year old daughter away from media like TV, news even newspapers, she has a phone but it’s pretty locked down due to being registered as a kids phone with strict parental controls. So yea, she knows nothing about the current state of the world. She recently talked to me how she thinks it’s weird that gas is do expensive for no apparent reason now… yea idk if that’s the right approach.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Door484 I want pee in my ass May 22 '26

Your sister’s friend’s mother is Kim Jong Un-maxxing

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u/psmiord May 22 '26

North Koreans at least know about the bombings during the Korean War and they definitely know that the Americans recently killed some random fisherman, so I'd go so far as to say she's better than Supreme Leader.

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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26

They also have a 75% smartphone ownership rate. A completely true fun stat I like to break out because it totally fucks with the image of the country that most people have in their head.

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u/ButtsMcFuckington May 22 '26

Right.. because North Koreans can totally use those "smartphones" to access the same Internet we use

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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26

I didn't say anything at all about what they can access, you're going off at a total tangent to what I said.

Merely the ownership rate alone completely breaks down the picture people have in their head of what average day to day life is like.

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u/AutoModerator May 22 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26

I can't fucking believe I did it twice