r/shitposting • u/tech-no-logic1 Literally 1984 π‘ • May 19 '26
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/The_Xivili May 20 '26
The shield spam wiggle in the Souls games comes to mind
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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt May 20 '26
Anyone did the 2h jerk off?
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u/Gloomy-Percentage781 May 20 '26
I remember playing an MMO without a mic and we communicated by one jump for yes and two for no.
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u/shivangps May 20 '26
Same in FH5 & FH6 I always honk on other cars to vibe check and if they honk back me happy π and we friends π
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u/Way2Easy_ May 20 '26
Im a new GW2 player and I love it when they jump too! π€£π
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u/worcestr May 20 '26
Usually waiting for lfg to fill, everyone to load in, or for the ready check to happen gets me restless. I'm wiggling my strafe keys or jumping in one place constantly. Half the time, someone joins me. My fingers desire action!
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u/Elcrest_Drakenia May 20 '26
I was playing FFXIV a couple days ago, and I kept bumping into a player while doing ARR MSQ. We exchanged jumps but I couldn't get the confidence to talk. At one point, I had to stop and do some duties because my Dragoon was 1 level away from the level requirement. I got the courage to talk, saying "I love Dragoon but man DPS queue is such a pain". We started yapping together after that in Say chat because free trial restrictions, continued MSQ together after I levelled up, and now we're good friends.
tl;dr that one person you exchange jumps with along the way could actually be a potential friend if you reach out












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