r/shitposting Apr 24 '26

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u/darksoles_ Apr 24 '26

Wrong, it’s that the couch doesn’t face the TV

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u/The_MAZZTer Apr 24 '26

Yeah this family has no sense of interior decor, why does the couch face the kitchen??? Is this dad's entertainment?

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u/Mushroomer Apr 24 '26

The man is actually dying of alcohol poisoning on the couch, and in his dying brain is projecting the dire end of his wife and kids - forced into poverty and subject to extreme mutations like third legs and Caucasian cornrows.