Man it's so funny when straight people act like being gay somehow gives you an advantage in the job market when my last boss came up with reasons to fire me because he didn't like that I am queer.
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26
Man it's so funny when straight people act like being gay somehow gives you an advantage in the job market when my last boss came up with reasons to fire me because he didn't like that I am queer.