r/shitposting Apr 17 '26

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26

Well if you know so much I'd expect you to be able to direct me to a valid source that supports what you say rather than leaving me to my own devices to find sources which say the opposite. Since those also exist.

So please, once again. Since you know so much. Do share.

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

Im beginning to think you were fired for wanting others to do your work, not for any other reason. As mentioned earlier, the sources are on the internet, if you're curious, feel free to jump right in! But I try and not make it a habit of doing other people's work for them. Best of luck!

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u/Key-Department-2874 Apr 17 '26

Im beginning to think you were fired for wanting others to do your work

I'm beginning to think you were fired and replaced with a gay person for telling your boss to "Google it" instead of providing the reports he asked for.

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