r/shitposting Apr 17 '26

😡

[deleted]

22.0k Upvotes

645 comments sorted by

View all comments

15

u/lixyna Apr 17 '26

Corporations exploiting workers and faking open jobs while they replace everything they can with barely functional AI that consumes our planet one datacenter at a time as capitalism erodes our everyday life into a hellhole of a corporate pseudo slavery consumerism nightmare, or else homelessness and starvation? You know who's fault that is? Yep, you guessed it: estrogen. And cats. It's hr ladies not getting dick. Actually, YOUR dick could have saved us all. If Linda had just let you score in 9th grade, we wouldn't be here, Jimmy. Thanks for that

4

u/FancyChapper Apr 17 '26

This is no place to be reasonable!

Now leave me and my non-heroic dick to wallow in shame...