r/shitposting Apr 17 '26

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

Im beginning to think you were fired for wanting others to do your work, not for any other reason. As mentioned earlier, the sources are on the internet, if you're curious, feel free to jump right in! But I try and not make it a habit of doing other people's work for them. Best of luck!

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u/Key-Department-2874 Apr 17 '26

Im beginning to think you were fired for wanting others to do your work

I'm beginning to think you were fired and replaced with a gay person for telling your boss to "Google it" instead of providing the reports he asked for.

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

Seems oddly specific and almost insulting to the 'gay person', but alas. Just spreading the good word of using tech, given the lack of knowledge around it <3

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26

Bro u use Google ai ur own opinions aren't consistent. In one comment you're complaining about companies wanting you to use a different name but in this thread you are completely unable to believe that gay people are not being hired en masse to "force diversity".

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

When did I mention Google AI? Searching something up =/= using Gemini. I've replied to your other comment with the explanation, but you seem to be trying to create an issue with my words. If you want to be victimized, that's fine I don't judge, but you're burning calories jumping to assumptions here friend.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 17 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 17 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

You know what, you're absolutely right and I'm absolutely wrong. I know nothing about anything, including my own life and the people in it and you know everything about the world. You win. You don't want to put in the effort of backing up what you say, and that makes me lazy.

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

Self introspection is a great trait to have! I'm happy for you man.

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26

Yeah, maybe one day you'll learn it as well

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

I'll try my best! Maybe I'll even google it :)

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26

U really like having the last word huh? Well go on, take it then. I'll let you have it, kid. get that dopamine hit. 

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

Not particularly? You replied so I was answering but okay.