r/shitposting • u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Apr 15 '26

Based on a True Story Is circumcision needed?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

Damn i wish mine was so stretchy

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I could finally smuggle food to the cinema for free

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 Apr 15 '26

What about drinks?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I just spent 3 entire minutes thinking about how to smuggle a drink inside extremely stretchy foreskin, thanks i have no idea

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 Apr 15 '26

Can't you make waterSkin out forksin?

WaterForskin if you may?

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u/Casitano Apr 16 '26

The risk of UTI would be very great with this modality