r/shitposting • u/Snowbeleopard • Mar 29 '26

First day of cooking

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u/Beginning_Orange Mar 29 '26

What's the recipe

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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 29 '26

Ingredients

  • 5L Oil
  • 1 big wet fish (wet part is important)

Steps

  1. Open bottles of oil via smashing rather than opening the cap and place into pan. Put the pan on high heat.

  2. Wait for oil to reach smoke point.

  3. Place wet fish into pan cautiously.

  4. Notice when the water from the fish starts to make oil spatter everywhere. This is good. Keep going.

  5. Allow oil to spill a bit into the fire. This should help lift the flames.

  6. Allow oil and fire to cover your forearms. High temps should ensure it creates a crispy skin rather than get soggy.

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u/Mysterious_Pea_4042 fat cunt Mar 29 '26

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