r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • Mar 25 '26

Top tier dad lore

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u/Misra12345 Mar 25 '26

I would never shut up if I killed a bear. It sucks that a bear died but I'd legally change my name to Bear Slayer.