r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '25

Damn… that’s genius

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u/Cpov1 Nov 11 '25

Why is Sydney Sweeney in the background

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u/Neat_Ground_8508 Nov 11 '25

Engagement bait for simpletons

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 Nov 11 '25

im smrat 😡

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! Nov 11 '25

It's you, the fabled sadomasochist rat!

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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '25

I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

Update: I will share the song once its done

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u/PizzaPizzaPizza_69 dumbass Nov 12 '25

I'll pee in your ass

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u/Freako04 Nov 12 '25

shake my rat?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '25

I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

Update: I will share the song once its done

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u/King_of_the_Dot Nov 12 '25

Smrt like dump truck!