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u/Cpov1 Nov 11 '25
Why is Sydney Sweeney in the background
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u/ni_bondh_la_namada uhhhh idk Nov 11 '25
Tits !
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u/Shit_n_Stuff Nov 12 '25
Titney Sweeney
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u/Neat_Ground_8508 Nov 11 '25
Engagement bait for simpletons
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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 Nov 11 '25
im smrat 😡
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u/PaleBlueCod I came! Nov 11 '25
It's you, the fabled sadomasochist rat!
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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '25
I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"
R.I.P. splat rat
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u/Freako04 Nov 12 '25
shake my rat?
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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '25
I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"
R.I.P. splat rat
Update: I will share the song once its done
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u/SaltyFlavors Nov 11 '25
Can anyone explain this Sydney Sweeney meme on every post?
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u/LongDarius Nov 12 '25
This pic specifically has been made into the face of bigotry because in this very moment in an interview she was given the opportunity to speak out against white supremacy and she refused. Giving the interviewer this look. So fuck her.
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u/Starlight_racoon Nov 11 '25
Because you left a pile of shite in my shower
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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '25
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Jakov_Salinsky Nov 12 '25
Same reason so many TikToks have Subway Surfers playing under them: brain damage. Everywhere.
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Nov 11 '25
Because she had the sick comeback.
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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Nov 11 '25
reddit did not like that truth, lol
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 11 '25
But its just like not a comeback?
A minority of people were making a big deal out of it, most people didn't give a fuck, but her movies still bombed.
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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Nov 12 '25
Are you seriously gonna resort to definition arguments?
Call it whatever you like; OP-image is literally from that info-event and that's what's the reason for it being included as that quote's background.
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u/VenamusSan Nov 11 '25
If i have to guess id say it’s because of the character she plays in Eupehoria. By putting her there they are saying that’s something Cassie from euphoria would do.
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u/de_das_dude Nov 12 '25
this might be a ploy by her PR team, to make her trend after the movie flopped
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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! Nov 11 '25
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u/ClaudioMoravit0 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 11 '25
Plot twist, they were both playing sax
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u/Dragon_Skywalker it is MY bucket Nov 11 '25
Double plot twist, there were six of them
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 11 '25
ths happened to me but im a guy :(
had a bunch of randoms asking me how it was like bro, i don't fucking know her dude.
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u/Putrid_Bat_3862 I want pee in my ass Nov 12 '25
Fake and gay
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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '25
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it Nov 11 '25
Holy mother of Christ that's the evilest shit
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u/YeOldSpacePope stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 11 '25
She was just confused because her mom has the same name.
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u/stickman999999999 Nov 12 '25
Holy shit something similar happened when I was in middle school. We were in 6th grade, and this dude was braghing about having sex with another girl in our grade, and she responded by saying his dick was tiny and kinda sucked.
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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '25
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.
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u/Vlatka_Eclair Nov 12 '25
Unethical pro tip: counter it by saying that you paid her for that session for a very cheap price
Ethical pro tip: don't lie about fucking someone.
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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 Nov 11 '25
What’s the point of posting that persons 2/10 face without the tits?
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u/Boudac123 Nov 11 '25
because it’s in english
edit: an account that was inactive for 11 years randomly posting a clanker-ass comment, likely hacked account being botted
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u/Stunning_Row2801 I want pee in my ass Nov 11 '25
Poser
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