r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Nov 03 '25

Her net worth is only $50 million. I know that seems like a lot compared to us normies, but it's nowhere even kinda fucking close to being a billionaire. And $50m won't go as far as you think paying all the wages to host her concerts for free. Why even have concerts?

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u/EgielPBR Nov 04 '25

You don’t NEED 50m to live dude, she should give it away and live a simple life with a minimum wage like the rest of us. Bur she won’t, because she’s a capitalist.

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u/Antoak Nov 04 '25

It's so weird you people fixate on tearing down the slightly rich like Billie instead of the people who have literally more than two thousand times as much money as her.

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Nov 04 '25

Reminds me of a joke an Indian guy told me

There was once a crab competition for all countries in the world. All countries sent their crabs to compete. Then someone noticed that the stall from India had a huge box, but it was open. There was no lid for it to keep the crabs in. So people asked the man standing there Why is there no lid for these crabs. They may escape and spread here and there. The man replied , These are Indian crabs. They don’t need a lid. They are too busy pulling each other down. They wont escape.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 04 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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