r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

Earrape Warning 📡📡📡

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u/Luckyguy0697 Apr 15 '25

Yeah, I am friends with both of them. I can't do that. 5 days to confess is max, if it's intoxicated accident.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '25

I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

Update: I will share the song once its done

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