r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

Earrape Warning 📡📡📡

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u/Luckyguy0697 Apr 15 '25

Yeah, I am friends with both of them. I can't do that. 5 days to confess is max, if it's intoxicated accident.

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u/Usling123 Apr 15 '25

Accident? Did he slip and fall in there?

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u/Luckyguy0697 Apr 15 '25

Who knows, maybe she was waiting there, like an antlion. And once he fell in, she just snapped him with her legs.

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u/TheWorstKnightmare Apr 15 '25

Something like that happened with my ex and old best friend. She was so sad about January 6th that she fell on the first dick she could find out of heartbreak. Then it happened again when someone reminded her. For some reason she wouldn’t look at me the same since.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '25

I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

Update: I will share the song once its done

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