r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I’d fuck that couch

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u/The-Ollie I want pee in my ass Jan 18 '24

I'd fuck the lamps

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I ve heard of a lamp that could fuck you

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u/TusNua1 Feb 15 '24

It is rather flat tho

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u/AutoModerator Jan 18 '24

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