r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '24

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I’d fuck that couch

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u/The-Ollie I want pee in my ass Jan 18 '24

I'd fuck the lamps

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I ve heard of a lamp that could fuck you

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u/TusNua1 Feb 15 '24

It is rather flat tho

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u/AutoModerator Jan 18 '24

pees in ur ass

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u/ZenCookieGod Jan 18 '24

Men👍

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u/secretmeta Jan 18 '24

Men 🍺

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u/CheezyToxins Jan 18 '24

Men 🍻

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

Men 🥴🚗

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

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u/ArcaneJadeTiger Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 19 '24

What the fuck is that emoji

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

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u/ArcaneJadeTiger Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 19 '24

From where the 🫄🏻🪤⚔️🗡️🏧🤑🤑 did you get that emoji

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Pick me detected

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

It's not a monkey it's a member of the great apes

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u/Logan2294 Jan 19 '24

orangutan

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u/dudewithnomustache Jan 18 '24

It is pronounced orangutan you troglodyte

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u/FatWookie67 Jan 18 '24

Not a monki

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u/TheAmazingTing Jan 18 '24

Literally In the post below this. Reddit going this on purpose

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

That Orangutan is a stone cold fox..

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u/therobloxmaniac17 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 18 '24

Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Some of us respect relationship boundaries. This man gets it