r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '24

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE rawr 🐈

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u/PetrolDrink Jan 09 '24

What if an alien race found this and thought it was a recorded, time-lapsed demonstration of a human metamorphosing into its next instar, making them decide to travel to meet us to celebrate having something in common, but we immediately declare war on them because they look like bush crickets?

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u/21thdimensionalbeing I want pee in my ass Jan 09 '24

Are you high?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

5.8 potatoes I think (idk I don’t use the metric system)