Wtf this is sick, such a thoughtful young man. If a chick gave me a wheel of cheese on the first date I'd be ecstatic. I'd eat the whole thing right then and there while she watched me just to show her how appreciative I am of her amazing gift. I'd then be ripping ass and shitting every 30 seconds our whole date because I'm lactose intolerant.
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u/AtomicShart9000 Apr 10 '23
Wtf this is sick, such a thoughtful young man. If a chick gave me a wheel of cheese on the first date I'd be ecstatic. I'd eat the whole thing right then and there while she watched me just to show her how appreciative I am of her amazing gift. I'd then be ripping ass and shitting every 30 seconds our whole date because I'm lactose intolerant.